Ah-
HA! A while ago (read: at least three years ago) I bought both seasons of The Young Ones on DVD. So, of course, they went missing after about a month. Little brothers and sisters have this bad habit of taking every CD out of its case and putting them into a big pile.
I swear, they're aliens or something. My brother broke The Fifth Element in half when he was two.
I FOUND THEM AGAIN WOOO! Scratched, yes, but they're alright. Which is good, 'cause I've got a heck of a lot of spare time between now and the after-Christmas season. Until I finally start working on that "learning how to drive" and "finding a job" and "learning some useless crap at college" stuff.
I love The Young Ones so much.

If I ever get a hamster I'm totally naming it Special Patrol Group.
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Yesterday was a boring day and I felt like reading something. Next time I think I'm just going to pirate some books, 'cause I think I'm scarred for life.
Here's a tip: If you like a television show (or a book, movie, ANYTHING) and you think there's no way two characters can be paired together, DO NOT GO TO FANFICTION.NET. oh my god I think I'm scarred for life.
You know how they say curiosity killed the cat? Curiosity also results in making this face:

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"Huh, they have fanfiction for this? -click- ...Wait a minute. They can't slash those two characters together, they hate each other! Oh well maybe I can make fun of the bad writing -read- Hey, they're still in character sort of! It's not like there's gonna be buttsecks, right? -more reading- OH GOD DO NOT WANT -insta-close-"
Don't do it. It's like stepping into a sewer: dark, spooky, and it reeks of poo-gas.
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Yesterday was pretty much an "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS" day. Junior was on one of the movie channels, and it's one of the most effed-up movies I've ever heard of.
If you haven't seen it, it's an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. So it's gonna have lots of fighting and guns and action and explosions, right? WRONG. SO, SO, WRONG. Like, cats and dogs living together in perfect harmony wrong. In the movie, Ahnuld is a scientist - an ob-gyn or an "okay, go make a baby" doctor, something like that - and from what I saw of it (the beginning and the end) the whole movie revolves around him getting pregnant.
WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA!? What the heck were people in the nineties THINKING? "Okay, so Arnold's only good for macho 'kill everyone' movies, so let's put him in a romantic comedy and make him HAVE A BABY."
It doesn't work. In fact, it downright disturbs me that somebody greenlighted it. D:
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I don't think anybody caught the 3,000th pageview, so if someone catches the 3,333rd one you get some giftart.
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Why do I write so much in all my journal entries?
(tl;dr version: The Young Ones is a funny show, Fanfiction.net + me =

, Junior = WTF, 3,000 pageviews hooray!)